You haven't used one of your many streaming services for a while, and now they are making you log in again! The carafe at the cafe with your favorite coffee is empty, so you either have to wait three minutes or go with your second favorite! Your spouse needs the "good" car, so now you're stuck with that abomination of a vehicle that doesn't have heated seats!
Okay, so not having a candidate that you're excited about voting for in the upcoming primary next week is not really on the same level of pettiness, but I do think it qualifies as a first-world problem. I, too, wish for a selection of more engaging choices.
Biden is an old-school politician, which has its merits, but definitely leaves a wanting for a more dynamic and (yeah, I'll say it) younger choice.
Haley seems an opportunist without convictions — more interested in achieving the office than actually doing the job.
And Trump is an existential threat to our nation. Plus, you know, the living embodiment of the seven deadly sins.
But in the end, we are voting. So let's vote, appreciate the opportunity, and do what we can to make the next election better.
Editor's note: John Auchter is a freelance political cartoonist. His views are his own and do not necessarily reflect those of Michigan Public, its management, or its license holder, the University of Michigan.
